His birthday is in 3 days.
Three days!!!!
Shit.
Why do I not know what to get him? All during the year I think of these amazing ideas, I tuck them somewhere in the dark recesses of my mind…so I don’t forget them. But I do forget them. Every damn time.
What does he like, what does he like.
Pistachios
The kids
Vegas
Me
Fancy furniture
Gold gilding
This is not a helpful list.
Usually, I fall back on the kids. Something with the kids….but I’ve done it all. A video, a digital picture frame, more pictures, photo books…….. maybe a new kid? No……..
Maybe the kids….sitting on fancy, gold gilded furniture…eating pistachios…..in Vegas…….
It’s ok. I’ll think of something.
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Kids away at babysitter’s. You standing in doorway of bedroom naked with a bottle of massage oil in one hand and a jar of pistachios in the other.
Then say in your sexiest voice, “I decided not to wrap your present.”
….the mood would be ruined when he couldn’t stop laughing at me…… then he’d take the pistachios and go watch TV. probably.
That’s actually kinda sad, I feel bad for you.
lol. please don’t. My attempt at self deprecating humor…. we quite love each other, all is good. 🙂
I do this, too. Sigh.