Beyond clean…

dirty

It’s funny how different people can define a concept in so many unique ways.

Take the concept of clean, for example. As in “A clean room”.

To my teen, this is a very loose concept, a fluid term, can’t be pinned down to any rigid standard…. certainly not by any standards of mine that might include Windex or a vacuum cleaner.

No…

His clean is so unstructured, so free…. free of the materialistic burden of bedspreads and dirty socks, free of the narrow-minded idea that toothpaste on the sink could ever be “unclean”. Indeed, the toothpaste is clean. The sink is clean. Together, they can only be MORE clean.

He must be evolving, my small mind tries to understand.

dirty

I struggle with it.

I’m sure it’s my own fault. My faulty reasoning, that of an adult whose only remaining dream is to walk into his room without being disgusted.

I cracked today. Vacuumed up things that didn’t seem to belong on the floor by my antiquated reasoning. Toenails, fingernails, I don’t know what that other stuff is…..

Felt a small measure of peace, probably destroyed an ecosystem he was painstakingly trying to create.

Oh, I’m sure I will remain an embarrassment. Not enlightened enough to see beyond my superficial concept of clean. I hope he can forgive me one day, and learn to somehow live with my primitive addiction to Pine-sol and Clorox wipes.

….not so evolved……

 

 

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3 thoughts on “Beyond clean…

  1. I hear you and I haven’t yet entered the teenage years. I typically prefer “green” options but when it comes to the toilet I finally caved and bought Clorox wipes. They’re bad in so many ways and yet, when I see the pee that has sat there and is turning brown and stinking up the joint, it must be done. A lone woman’s civilized bathroom time depends on it (no master bath in my city dwelling, just one in the basement). It’s enough to make a woman move to the burbs just so she can claim one pristine toilet as her own!

    • My best friend is very “green” as well. She’s ruined many things for me, but she’ll never part me from my cleaning products 🙂

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